georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

lizinprogress:

I have to drink five pints of hot coconut water every day, with a little garlic salt, some splenda, and a splash of hot sauce, and then you basically jog until you hallucinate.

His “NOPE” face is somehow my very favorite thing right now.

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

Let me explain sexuality to you

hetaliagirl15:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

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Pansexual:

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Asexual:

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You are now informed.

OHMYGODIT’SONMYDASH

LOL.

nothingbutgoneness:

Gonna marry the hottest man in New York

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Turns out my straight friends aren’t dating

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Successfully broke into my own school

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Made valedictorian even though I don’t have the highest GPA

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Ass looks hella in these pants

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justamerplwithabox:

mcgregorswench:

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Only reblogging for Cap

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